Have A Crack At The Good Life

I experience a weird sort of satisfaction from cracking my joints. Some people have a natural tendency to do this. This habit, just like yawning, is contagious. The moment I see someone crack their back, I just have to crack mine. It’s not a choice. All of a sudden, my back feels stiff. It wants to be stretched. No! It needs to be stretched. I just can’t resist the temptation.

After a crack, you feel great. For a brief few minutes of your day, everything is going according to plan. You’re on a road to success and happiness and your back is a happy back.

Scientists say that happy endorphins are released when you eat, dream and spend time with someone you love. This list is incomplete. Endorphins are also released when you crack.

There is a group of people in the world responsible for making people unhappy. They do things like fund terrorist attacks and give people cancer. One of this group’s greatest achievements is spreading the idea that cracking your joints gives you arthritis. There is no scientific proof for this. In fact, there is proof which suggests that this theory is wrong. This is because the whole story is made up by this evil group. Famous members include Napoleon, David Cameron and of course Michael Bay.

The cracking is so pleasant that people have actually made careers out of it. Have you ever been to a chiropractor? This profession consists of charging money for cracking people. A good chiropractor can crack every joint in your back. Just imagine how great that would feel. You would be fully cracked out!

Cracking is addictive, this is why the name “crack” is given to Cocaine, which is also addictive. This idea proposed to the UN by Vladimir Putin; who is known for his addiction to cracking, cocaine and watching people cry. He used a cute dog to get more of the world onto his side. Everybody loves cute dogs.

 

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If that is not enough motivation for you to crack your joins, you should hear this. There is no known explanation for cracking! There are theories involving air bubbles, tendons etc. But there is no firm evidence for these. Nobody knows why your joins crack! Not even Gandalf! Won’t cracking add so much more mystery to your life?

Go for it, crack your back just now. All you need to do is grab something and twist your back to one side. That always works for me. If it doesn’t work for you then seek help on this website! That’s right, it’s a forum dedicated to joint cracking.

If you start cracking your joints after reading this post, I will have made your life, a happier one. Don’t forget to follow the blog and social media!

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flickr photo by a hundred visions and revisions https://flickr.com/photos/phase3/43140229 shared under a Creative Commons (BY) license

flickr photo by Jedimentat44 https://flickr.com/photos/jedimentat/6230777723 shared under a Creative Commons (BY) license

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