About Me And My Blog

Apparently, I’m funny. And because I’m funny I write a blog so other people can see how funny I am, instead of just my friends knowing it. Done. Not really, though. This has to be longer.

Well, apparently I’m funny. And.. Um.. I have friends. A few days before I made this blog, the friends told me that they would pay to see me speak about things that go through my head. They thought that, because they heard me speak about the things that go through my head, free of charge. If I started charging people for hearing me out, I would probably lose these friends. And win the biggest douche award.

They then told me that I should write a blog. So here I am, I’m writing a funny  blog and they read it. This is better because now you also get to see how funny I am! Unless you don’t find me funny. In that care, you probably want to move on. Anyway. This should be about me so here it is.

As I said I have friends. I live in Scotland. I go to university and I live with flatmates. So really, I’m a bit of a cool kid. Your children probably want to hang out with me. If you don’t have children, then you probably do. I study Mechanical Engineering. It’s a bit like the industrial revolution with a lot of numbers and health & safety regulations. I like the course, but I complain about it. I do that because it’s what cool kids do. And I am a cool kid.

From time to time I go home to my family. This is when I complain about the keyboard on my home computer. For example today. The keyboard sucks and it makes my wrists hurt. You should appreciate what I’m doing for you. Sitting here in agony so you can read a little bit about me and possibly have a little chuckle too.

That’s as much as I’m willing to share for now. I’ll probably delete this as soon as I’m done with it so nobody will get to read it.

I aim to post once every 2 days. So that’s that…

If at any point over the course of you reading this, you smiled or laughed you should probably subscribe. You can do that on the right-hand side. That way you get these posts emailed to you when one comes out. It’s pretty great really.

If at any point over the course of you reading this, you smiled or laughed you should probably subscribe. You can do that on the right-hand side. That way you get these posts emailed to you when comes out. It’s pretty great really.

See what I did there? I said it twice to get you to concentrate…

Oh yeah! You can get in touch!