The Light Switch

When I was little my friend had one of those light switches that let you not only turn the light on and off, but it also allowed you to twist the switch to make it brighter or darker. I was mindblown…

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My Big-Fish Concept

My flatmate bought Battlefield 1 for our flat PS4. Battlefield is a war game. You get to be a soldier fighting in a war and there are missions. You end up saving the world from what seemed like an inevitable disaster. These types of games have “checkpoints”. When you get past a difficult bit of the game you reach a “checkpoint” and the game automatically saves so that you can go back to the checkpoint later instead of having to redo the whole mission… Let’s talk about checkpoints.

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Nature Needs To Roll With It

There is nothing I like more than a good wheel. “wheel” was one of my favourite words as a child. I hold myself strongly emotionally attached to these simple things. Ever since they were invented I’ve been subscribed to their twitter feed and I’ve followed the development and application of each type very closely. I’m a wheel fanatic. A wheelatic. Now that I’ve forced some sort of narrative I wanted to raise a little thought I had when riding a scooter…

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You Have Made Me Japanese.

Well. That’s it. I’ve been blogging for a few months and I’ve decided it’s not for me. So this is the last post and then I’m off to spend hours of my time watching YouTube videos and dreaming about how great it would be to have a blog… Just fucking. I’m still here and today is the day when it all pays off. That’s right!

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I Can Fix Shit Days

You probably get shit days sometimes… Despite this great blog being in your life, some days just cannot be helped. When it’s cold, everything is going wrong and your thoughts escape into imagining yourself as a carefree farm-animal. I could be a sheep. Living a peaceful life on some hill. I’d get fed and looked after until I died…

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